Vajazzel

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I’ve decided that in my 30th year on this lovely planet, I will be endeavouring to take on and blog about a ‘bucket list’ (for lack of a better word).

I’m not going to be bungeeĀ jumping and blogging about that, I mean, whats so great about being indecisive about suicide, coz that what bungeeĀ jumping is, jumping off a cliff but not being sure if you wanna go splat, so you have the safety rope (also sounds a lot like mommy issues) anyway, I digress. My goal is to go around blogging about crazy shiz I get up to that normal people probably do on a weekly or daily basis.

My first assignment is this vajazzle business! Yes, it is what it sounds like!

You get your vajayjay waxed and then bedazzle it! I know right, its insane. Why would people do this?! I guess some bored heiress was on some acid induced trip and decided it would be an original idea to get her womansy bits waxed and to put glitter over it. I mean you have to be on acid to come up with things like that right? Anyway some capitalist came up with a money spinner of an idea and here it is on this blog post. You cant hate what you haven’t tried, so let me not pass judgement … Yet!

I’m not gonna post a host of photographs of this rather um, well, its your private bits so I’m not gonna be posting any photographs, sies man!

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